To understand a true stoner, you need to understand the Grass Laws. The Grass Laws are the product of wasted philosophers, high engineers and stoned mathematicians attempting to decipher the marijuana phenomenon. More observation than research, most stoners can appreciate the laws as they offer a simplified explanation their pothead behaviors. It is important to consider these laws were created when weed was not only illegal but sometimes very hard to find. The times they are a changin’.
The Grass Laws
1. Have weed, will smoke.
If you are a “daily” smoker, a real pothead, then this statement makes sense to you. Lets call it what it really is; an addiction or at the very least, a habit. So, like any other addict with a “monkey on their back”, you need to smoke. There is no “I’ll save it for later”. If you have any weed you will smoke it.
2. The amount of weed smoked is directly proportional to the amount of weed possessed.
When you have a big fat sack of weed, you roll big fat joints or fill the bowl that extra time. As the bag gets smaller, so too will your consumption rate. Remember, this law was developed when weed was very illegal so procurement was not always guaranteed. Soon, running out will only mean having to run to the store, effectively reducing this law’s relevance.
3. Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed.
Weed’s most common effect is making everything “better”. Money can have that effect as well when you’re buying more weed ! Back in the day, there were often weed “droughts” when getting a bag of pot was nearly impossible, sometimes for weeks. When there is no weed to buy, there’s gonna be no high, no matter how much cash is in your pocket. The origin of this law is from the comic book series “The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers“, an iconic underground comic strip from the 60s and 70s.
4. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Marijuana is made to share. You pass the joint to a friend. A friend passes a joint to you. A friend, indeed.